Paul dishes out some punishment to an intruder in his home. That’ll show him Paul…..

But, having said that, on a lighter note, I did have a fight with a plastic bag yesterday as well, ‘cos I left the back door open, in me kitchen. And I hung a plastic bag on the inside of the door, which was filled with all – quite heavy with papers that I need to burn. Like I burn papers every six months, you know, stuff that I don’t need, names and addresses basically, get shot of it.

[Laughing] As I walk into the back kitchen, and I open the door – and I left the door open – the back door open, let a bit of air in, blah blah. And as I opened the door, the bag went whooshing and come back with a bang and I thought instantly, like a split second, I thought sort of there was an intruder in the house.

So [laughing] I instantly – and it just felt that there was somebody standing there, so I give the plastic bag a boot, told it to “eff off – what are you doing here?” and then realised it was just a plastic bag, what had come back at me.

So, I mean, [laughing] I felt like an idiot, but I mean, I had to laugh in the end, it was weird, it just happened in a flash like that, a nanosecond, “What, here we go, oof, what are you doing here?” and then –

Anyway, so that’s how it all happened, like, so that was a little bit of humour, like – yeah.