Glenda recalls teaching Welsh. Kind of.

Hello [inaudible bit in Welsh]
I have been asked by a very special lady to repeat the story that I told the lovely ladies in London, so I shall begin

When I was in my 30’s I used to be a landlady in a pub and when visitors came in who spoke mostly english I used to pull their legs really, have a bit of fun with them. And if somebody asked me “How do I order a pint of beer in welsh?” I used to tell them “mae gen i pidyn bach” So when they left my pub they went into other pubs and asked “hey – mae gen i pidyn bach” and it’s “oh! – you’ve been with Glenda in the Black Lion!” and what that translates to is “I have a small penis” so everybody knew they’d been in the Black Lion and they had a small penis, when they asked for a pint of beer!
That’s all
Bye!