Tommy and Paul use song to investigate a hole

Sung to the tune of ‘There’s a Hole in My Bucket’

There’s a hole in my memories dear Tommy dear Tommy. There’s a hole in my memories dear Tommy a hole.
Then fix it dear Paul, dear Paul, dear Paul. So fix it dear Paul, dear Paul FIX IT
With what shall I fix it dear Tommy, dear Tommy. With what shall I fix it dear Tommy WITH WHAT?
With thoughts dear Paul, dear Paul, dear Paul. With thoughts dear Paul, dear Paul. WITH THOUGHTS
But my thoughts are all gone dear Tommy, dear Tommy. But my thoughts are all gone dear Tommy, ALL GONE.
Well refresh them dear Paul, dear Paul, dear Paul. Refresh them dear Paul, dear Paul REFRESH
With what shall I refresh them, dear Tommy dear Tommy. With what shall I refresh them dear Tommy WITH WHAT?
With Ideas dear Paul, dear Paul, dear Paul. With ideas dear Paul, dear Paul IDEAS!
My ideas are all gone, dear Tommy, dear Tommy. My ideas are all gone, dear Tommy ALL GONE!
So recall them dear Paul, dear Paul, dear Paul. So recall them dear Paul, dear Paul RECALL THEM
How will I recall them dear Tommy, dear Tommy. How will I recall them dear Tommy – HOW?
With photos dear Paul, dear Paul, dear Paul. With photos dear Paul, dear Paul, PHOTOS!
Where can I find these photos dear Tommy, dear Tommy. Where can I find these photos dear Tommy WHERE?
In an album dear Paul, dear Paul. In an album dear Paul, dear Paul – an ALBUM!
How will I recognise them dear Tommy, dear Tommy. How will I recognise them dear Tommy – HOW?
Use your memories dear Paul, dear Paul, dear Paul. Use your memories dear Paul, dear Paul MEMORIES!
There’s a hole in my memories dear Tommy dear Tommy. There’s a hole in my memories dear Tommy a hole.

THERE’S A HOLE IN MY MEMORIES DEAR PAUL, DEAR PAUL. THERE’S A HOLE IN MY MEMORIES DEAR PAUL – A HOLE!

[APPLAUSE]