Dory’s Christmas Silly Story Number Three (We know you have been waiting with baited breath!)

” Hi, This is Dory and this is the 3rd installment of my silly stories up to Christmas.
I’m glad you all seem to be enjoying them anyway.
This one is, I think Agnes will quite like this one.
When I was with my ex-partner again, years ago, I was going to visit the friends from Scotland, the ones from the other night’s story. And I was going on the coach and I said to my partner who wasn’t coming with me what would he like for me to bring him back?
So he said to bring him back a haggis. Now, I know that you eat a haggis but I didn’t know what it was actually made of.
So I said to him ” Well, do you think I’d be able to get one in the supermarket? ”
So he said, ” Well, you’d be better going to the butchers and ask for a low flying one because they’re more tender.” So I said “Oh, is it a bird is it, a haggis?”
Yes, he said but you get those that fly higher and those that fly lower so ask for a lower flying one”
Now I know ….you’re probably all thinking god, she’s thick to believe that but I was very gullible and I believed anything anybody told me and as I didn’t know what was a haggis I thought maybe he’s right. So I was on the coach and it was picking up people along the way and a lady got on and asked could she sit next to me. She was from Scotland, she’d been to visit family. So we were talking away and I said that my boyfriend had asked me to get him a haggis I said, and he said to make sure it’s a low flying one. Well, she nearly choked on her drink and said ” Eh I think someone’s having you on hen” and then went onto explain about the haggis. So, I just think it’s a good job I met that lady because, otherwise I’d have gone into the butchers and asked for a low flying haggis and made a proper fool of myself. So I think….Oh my phones ringing now.
Next installment tomorrow. Ok, Bye, bye. “